Make way for the Goober Patrol!

After being hounded for a few months, I've finally formed my official street team, Goober Patrol. Can I get a Huzzah!?
. . . 
. . .
Anyone. . .
Anyone. . .
Bueller? 
***cue the crickets***

Okay, at any rate, here's what I'm looking for in Goober Patrol members:
-Must be active in social media.
-Familiar with my work (read/reviewed at least one of my novels/short stories).
-Enthusiastic about promoting your favorite authors (most importantly me).
- A genuine interest in seeing the R.I.P. series succeed.
-Trustworthy! Since you'll be privy to as yet unreleased work I must have confidence that you won't share unless specified otherwise.

What will you get in return?
-Special swag created for Goober Patrol members only.
-Exclusive first peeks at covers/snippets/teasers.
-A chance to give me advice or opinions on how you feel the series is going.
-A chance to beta read or receive ARCS.
-Daily interaction with me because I'm so damn cool! (This one might be more of a punishment than incentive.)


If you feel that you fall within these guidelines then please fill out the form HERE.

I think this team will be a great amount of fun! So please sign up to help get the word out about my fabulous undead and keep this world Goober free!